Murtagh – Man Of Mystery (and Axes)
I never thought it would happen to me. Never. I’ve read about such things but didn’t understand how it was possible, but now, what else is there to say? I admire (some might even say, love) an axe murderer. It’s true. I was surprised when I realised it. The axe murderer thing is usually such a relationship breaker.
But he’s not just any old axe murderer, just one special one. I suppose by now you have guessed his name (especially seeing it is on the title of this post), perhaps even you like him too. Yes, our fave axe murderer – Murtagh.
He’s otherwise known as “The Man”, he steps up to save others, much like a superhero. He even wears a sort of cape, kilts are versatile that way right? We want, no, we need him on our side. To be there for us when all else fails. To avenge us, to protect us, and sometimes to just be there to listen to us explain the inexplicable. We know we can trust him with our lives. Just as we know that trust is not misplaced.
He’ll will go as far as to marry one of our kind, to save her honour. He’ll even try to figure out this parenthood stuff if it is required of him.
He a man of many talents, some more visible than others. Who knew that flexible eyebrows could be a thing?
We fear for his safety cause we know he’ll put himself on the line to protect those he loves.
Just don’t ask him to dance. I can’t take any responsibility if you do that.